To the strangest cat I know
Jan. 12th, 2010 06:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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dear_youDaphne,
When I tell you to skooch out of my (temporarily) vacated spot or I'll sit on you, that means move or I, your human, will sit on you, the kitty, or at least squish you into the back of the couch.
Also, you are not supposed to like it. You are not supposed to fall asleep and purr when it happens.
Also, you're not allowed to sleep on the largest bit of blanket you can find when you join me on my bed. I dislike being cold because somekitty decided to lie there and not take my gentle hints to kinda shift over a bit. Failure to move in the future will result in you being aggressively cuddled (I'll do it, I will!).
Your bemused human
When I tell you to skooch out of my (temporarily) vacated spot or I'll sit on you, that means move or I, your human, will sit on you, the kitty, or at least squish you into the back of the couch.
Also, you are not supposed to like it. You are not supposed to fall asleep and purr when it happens.
Also, you're not allowed to sleep on the largest bit of blanket you can find when you join me on my bed. I dislike being cold because somekitty decided to lie there and not take my gentle hints to kinda shift over a bit. Failure to move in the future will result in you being aggressively cuddled (I'll do it, I will!).
Your bemused human
