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[kirana]

Izzy!

My hair band. Not a kitty toy.

Izzy, leave my hair stick alone! It's for my hair, it's how I keep it out of my face! Not a kitty toy! Although I applaud that you were still trying to pick it up even as I moved you away from it

look! Actual kitty toy! Play with it! Please! ;_;

Izz--why are you climbing into my suitcase? If I find essential bit of clothing missing, I will blame you. So there.

The one you're driving crazy, pleasestopit


Dodger,

No, the vacuum attachment is not a kitty toy. Why don't you just jump on top of my suitcase and scare your sister? Please? ;_;

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[provenguilty]

Dear World,

Shhhhhhh. You make me tired and I'm going to bed now. I'd really appreciate it if you'd just keep it down.

Yes, birds, I'm talking to you too.

And you, neighbour who appears to be mowing the lawn for the fourth time today; you only have about 30 square feet of grass, I'm sure it doesn't take 2 hours to complete.


Thank you,

Guilty

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[monchel]

Dear Crush,

See me? I ain't gonna date myself. Talk to me again. I promise I'll say something this time. I have a whole lot of things to say about your abysmal taste in music, for example.

Don't forget to be adorable. I like that.

Love,

M